CWT - Cats With Thumbs Headquarters, Charleston, SC. Democratic and Republican Presidential candidates recently visited South Carolina to drum up support and energize their respective campaigns. Cats With Thumbs took advantage of the opportunity and hit the streets to get reactions and opinions from citizens across our home State. CWT will feature 4 of the front runners in each issue this week - here's what the people had to say:
Barack Obama
Barack Obama"How old is he? He looks like the kid that bags my groceries, and he always squishes my bread."
Ermeline Thelp, Charleston.
"I don't think my Mom likes him; I heard her say she'd like to throw down with him - he looks like the man that fixes things in the bedroom when Daddy isn't here."
Billy Farraday, Greenville.
"Too preachy. That's all he does - preach, preach, preach. We don't need a preacher in the White House."
Rev. Jesse Jackson, Ft.Mill
Hillary Clinton
"Seems qualified, but I was really hoping for a woman on the ticket this year."
Livonnia Preen, Aiken.
" Watch her face . . . she could break down and have a spittin' conniption any minute - I'm tellin' ya, that woman's clock is wound too tight and when the alarm goes off it won't be pretty."
Godfrey Whistle, Clemson.
" I wonder if she needs an intern? "
Monty Lewinski, Columbia.
John Edwards" Oh . . . I thought he was the hotel manager - he seems very nice."
Crystal Pinch, North Augusta.
" How old is he? He looks like the kid that delivers the paper and he always throws it in the bushes."
Carmen Finster, Mt. Pleasant.
" Quite possibly the whitest man I have ever met."
Moses Singletary, Sullivan's Island.
Mike Huckabee
" Wasn't he on one of those kids' shows - 'Huckabee Hound' or something? I don't want a cartoon talking nukes with Putin."
Preston Squibb, Lancaster.
" He's OK, I guess, but he always seems like he'd rather be doing something else - like fishing or taking a nap."
Nora Whitesides, Myrtle Beach.
"Too preachy. That's all he does - preach, preach, preach. We don't need a preacher in the White House."
Pat Robertson, Spartanburg.
7 comments:
I don't know how you come up with this stuff!!! I just love it! Real news depresses me, this I can handle!!
So clever and funny. I think I read that you are an English teacher, right so? Just don't let grading papers get in the way of your blogging for our amusement.
Besides, who does care what they did on their summer vacation now? :)
Love the Pat Robertson one. Great post. Keep it up.
too finny! Thanks for sharing!
It is scary to think that with the way this world is going, most of this site could actually be true!
But fortunately it isnt, so good work!
Funny! Jinxi recommended I visit you. She knows what's good. :)
Go Pat Robertson! ... (I never thought I'd say that)
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